I Will Not Choreograph The Next Destruction

I Will Not Choreograph The Next Destruction

Friday 31 October 2014

Too Much Horror Business!

+++Happy Halloweenie!+++

Who doesn't like a good horror movie? Okay, so loads of people don't. But i do, and this is my blog, bro. Seriously, I spend most of my time on Halloween watching horror movies and listening to punk rock. So here is a list (complete with Youtube links to the full movies) to some of my favorite horror flicks! Enjoy and......as The Misfits say, BEWARE!

Trick Or Treat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33nGwh0ADIA
With a cameo by Ozzy Osbourne playing the part of a TV evangelist, Trick or Treat is a cool film about a young metalhead who is crushed after his idol has died. When he aquires the acetate of Sammi Curr's new record from a sympathetic friend, Gene Simmons no less!, he gets more than he bargained for! When playing the record backwards, he hears the voice of his idol-speaking directly from the grave!

Dolls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v0TMGFRpgQ
A great film about a family who find a house, owned by an odd couple, to take refuge in- after their car has broken down on a stormy night. Much like many 'haunted house' flicks/books, others soon find themselves in the same predicament. In 'Dolls' case we have some lame 80's new wave/punkettes with terrible Bwitish acciints and a bumbling goofball 'Ralph Morris'.
Soon, murders are happening...and it all leads to the dolls that the eccentric owner creates.

Clownhouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tv6VoOYok4
Although the film will forever be plagued with the directors alleged molestation of the youngest cast member, Clownhouse is a decent clown based horror romp. Three brothers are left alone for Halloween night, at the same time, a group of mental-cases have escaped their asylum, killed some clowns, and taken their uniforms. As expected, the two worlds collide, teenage boys being stalked by killer 'clowns'.

Basketcase
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsGZyilpLb8
A personal favorite, Basketcase! This is one absolutely bonkers flick about a boy, Duane, who moves to the city. The strange thing is, he always carries a straw box around. Well, it turns out that in this box is his 'twin' brother, who was separated at an early age by some dodgy surgeons. The 'twin', Belial, is a large tumour-like creature with a face and arms. Jealous of his 'normal' looking brother, Belial gets Duane to find the dodgy surgeons who split them up so that they can take care of them. But, his murderous jealously hits breaking point when Duane forms a relationship with a local nurse!

Braindead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9SJP27mR1g
Before Peter Jackson became known as the 'Lord of the Rings' director, he directed many low-budget films such as the fantastic 'The Frighteners', 'Bad Taste', and this gore-tastic gem, 'Braindead'. A 'rat-monkey' gets taken from its native 'Skull Island' and put in an Australian zoo. Our main character, Lionel, becomes 'romantically entangled' with a local Mexican woman. While on a date, Lionel's controlling mother follows him to the zoo where she gets bitten by the 'rat-monkey' and becomes a zombie-like creature that starts to infect the unfortunates that enter her house.
For the majority of the film Lionel is hiding and tranquilizing these zombies in his house, until the body count becomes too much after an unexpected party...where the bloodbath begins.

+++Happy Halloween+++
+++I Can't Wait To Hear You Scream!+++


The Misfits - Evilive 7' 1982

The legendary live recording by one of the greatest bands of all time, The Misfits!
Here we have seven tracks of classic, horror themed, punk rock. This is a sloppy, fast, and most importantly, rad recording. Released in 1982, we have a good mix between fan favorites 'Astro Zombies', 'Horror Business', '20 Eyes', and some lesser known stuff like, my personal favorite, 'We Are 138', 'Night Of The Living Dead', and 'All Hell Breaks Loose'. If that isn't awesome enough, Henry Rollins does his 'thing' in the epic closer 'We Are 138'!

Link:
http://www47.zippyshare.com/v/92239401/file.html

+++You Don't Go In The Bathroom With Me+++
+++We Are 138+++

The Misfits - Noise The Show, WNYU 10/23/81

A pretty rad oddity here, The Misfits on Noise The Show, WNYU 10-23-1981
This is a promotional unveiling of their, then, new song 'Halloween', a couple cuts from the 'Horror Business' days 'Who Killed Marilyn' and the original 'Where Eagles Dare'.

While the host has a slightly grating voice, at least we have some banter, promotional shizz, and some mentions of other bands who's track were played (but cut out of this recording).

Direct Download Link:
http://www.mediafire.com/?l5bzgm0tmb2

Your Skull Is My Bowl Blog:
http://yourskullismybowl.blogspot.co.uk/2009/11/noise-show-misfits-11-23-1981.html

The Misfits - Uncle Floyd Show 10/31/80




This is an interesting recording from a radio show broadcasted on Halloween day 1980.
What we have is lo-fi live recordings of 'Halloween' and 'Vampira' with an interview splatted inbetween. The interview is a bit nothing, just talking about about a show and their upcoming record.
So, while you wont be missing out on much, this is a cool little oddity in the minefield of Misfits bootlegs.

Link:
http://www78.zippyshare.com/v/83139735/file.html



The Misfats EP



The Misfats are/were a hilarious 'fat themed' Misfits tribute act. As you can guess, all member are 'phat'...as well as 'fat'. Just looking at the song titles puts me into giggles. Some great ones are: 'Hungry Moments', 'Don't Open That Mayonaise', and 'Mommy, Can I Go Out & Grill Tonight?'

Sound wise, theres not much to say. You like the Misfits? you like sloppy 'live' recordings?, do you have a sense of humor? Plus, i defy anyone not to find 'Butter' anything less than hilarious!

Direct Link:

Dr. Drunk Ruins It For Everyone Blog:

Official Website

+++Waddle Among Us+++

Tuesday 28 October 2014

Cultfinder 'Black Thrashing Terror' EP 2012

Unholy Metalpunk at it's most blasphemous!

If you're a tea drinking, yellow teethed, limey bugger, I urge you to support this band. Their debut 7' 'Black Thrashing Terror' (which also comes with a cool patch and small poster/lyric sheet) is only £2.40 fer christ sake! and their full length CD is £4.00. So you can't say 'that's toooo expensive!' when p&p is like a quid or so.

Anyway...
Cultfinder play a really unique style of Black Metal. It's a bit 1st wave (Bathory, Venom, Voor), it's a bit Norweigian (Darkthrone, Burzum, Mayhem), it's a bit Brazillian deathrash (Chakal, Witchhammer), it's a bit 3rd wave (Abigail, Nifelheim), and it's also a bit crusty!

This is some lo-fi, fast, blasty, raspy-vocalled shit. 'Black Thrashing Terror' opens with a swampy, doom-bringing riff-accompanied by thudding tom-toms, which quickly erupts into unholy rasping vocals, blasting drums, and racing guitars. The chorus is where it's really at, in the vein of Abigail, we have a catchy refrain of 'BLACK! THRASHING! TERROR!' while the guitars continue to pump out blasphemous riffs.

'Archangel Burial' continues in the fast and blasty vein, while 'Witching Curse' is a rad tune that fluctuates from the fast and blasty sections to the ominous, helltanik chorus riff. And lest we forget that punishing double-kick drumming that plays under the chorus riff half way through.

Black Thrashing Terror
Heretic winds of torment, lies beyond compare
Blasphemous hordes lie dormant
For war we shall prepare!

Call to the hordes of devastation!
blasphemous cries our incantation
Call to the hordes of devastation!
Blaphemous cries: we rise!

BLACK! THRASHING! TERROR!

Towards the infernal darkness
Bastards of Belial
Hordes of blackened martyrs

Earth we shall defile!

Because I'm such a nice guy, here's the download link
http://www71.zippyshare.com/v/82672493/file.html

And in the name Satan, go buy some merch from:

Sunday 26 October 2014

Fat Kid Running 2004 (Skate Punk)

                                                 Example: An actual fat kid running


The wonders of the modern age! After asking about on 'teh interwebz', I finally found someone who has the Fat Kid Running EP. Fat Kid Running were a Cali Skate Punk band, and while they were not ground-breaking, they write some great, catchy, poppy punk tunes.

There is something strange about certain genres having their own 'place' in time. Maybe i'm weird, well...okay, i am weird, but modern skate punk bands doesn't do much for me. However, for some reason, some no-name, obscure band from the early 00's pop-punk/skate boom interests me.

Anyway, this band is pretty cool. It's like NOFX and No Use For A Name got dumped by their hoe-ass-bish's, listened to Hopesfall, came to the conclusion that life isn't all fun and games and decided to start playing minor chords a lot more. Throughout the record you will hear 'Fat Wreck' drumming, morose melodies, octave chords, cool riffs that sometimes harmonize, 'serious'/sad clean guitars, and melodic-i suppose 'whiny' vocals.

If you're looking for a 'fun' sounding band, maybe give these guys a miss. While on their official page it seems silly and fun, their actual sound is relatively down-beat. With that said, there are some good up-beat moments as well, so it's not all mondo-depresso.

Direct Download link:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/jbu3z8ijzewozde/Fat_Kid_Running_-_Fat_Kid_Running_(2004).rar

You can also find the download link at the great 'Skate Punk Memories' blog here:
http://skatepunkmemories.blogspot.co.uk/2014/10/fat-kid-running-fat-kid-running-2004.html

Official Website:

https://web.archive.org/web/20030627094454/http://www.fatkidrunning.com/index.htm